So yeah, Rose is in Street Fighter 4

Ok, I’ve decided to update this with the hilarity that’s been going on around the internet. As such I’ll just post some random opinions from “fans” that are apparently VERY disappointed with the roster…

“Bloody hell, they’re really going out of their way to ignore SF3 characters, aren’t they? Of all the other Alpha characters..Rose? Wow, I played her once and never again, what a boring character she was.”

Yes, as playing a character once really let’s you know the inner workings of them. Thank god for SF3 characters having such brilliant designs that they aren’t “boring” to you, right?

“They should add a SF3 row and you have the best 3D fighting game ever conceived”

So by implimenting 2d characters into a 3d rendition of a 2d game we’d have the best 3d fighter ever?

“Ugh…They wasted development time and resources on joke character Dan, when they could have put some other “serious” character that we will actually use in the game.”

Yes, like Remy or Twelve right?

“This game started out looking like a Street Fighter II remake. Now it became a Street fighter II vs Alpha. I’m not really impressed, and I’m not really interested.”

Good, that’s one less whiny douchebag to deal with when it hits consoles.

“Rose. Fucking Rose. FUCKNG ROSE. You Capcom motherfuckers. Goddamnfuckingrose is in…and no SF3 characters in sight. Ono fails at life confirmed.”

Yes, FUCKING ROSE. A hugely popular character from the Alpha series that has a playstyle different to the standard shotoclone. I guess diversifying the roster really does signify when someone “fails at life”. Moron.

“It’s like capcom is pretending the best SF game ever doesn’t exist. I wanted Remy and Ibuki at least :(

Well yeah, it makes sense that a retarded ninja and the useless emo version of Guile would be better to add to the roster than anything else. Right?

“…it would have made for a truly new feeling SF roster instead of the SF2 roster with extra characters. Drop Balrog for Dudley…or drop Zangief for Alex…or even drop Guile (gasp!) in favor of Makoto.”

Gee, I remember Capcom trying something like that. Nobody cared, so they added Akuma, then nobody cared so they added Chun-Li. Nobody cared again, until a video came out with alot of parrying at a fighting game tournament…oh wait.

These haters haven’t even touched this game, yet are compelled to be complete asshats on a constant basis by spewing pessimism and retarded opinions all over the place. Look, WE GET IT that you don’t like the new characters. WE GET IT that you want your favorite, low tier and most likely awful SF3 character to show up so you’ll feel comfortable. It’s not going to happen, so instead of going off on moron tangents about it, why don’t you just focus on a game you’re interested instead of trying to force your uninformed opinion on everyone? At least you’d be productive for once.

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